"Fine" -- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"Five Minutes" -- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
"Nothing" -- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
"Go Ahead" -- This is a dare, not permission. Proceed with extreme caution!
Loud Sigh -- Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
"That's OK" -- This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
"Thanks" -- This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say "you're welcome" and back out of the room slowly.
2006-09-25 12:03:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so i take it you are trying to figure us out doing very good thus far
2006-09-25 12:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANKS for all that,GO AHEAD and say what you want THAT'S OK,It's FINE by me cos in FIVE MINUTES i'll have forgotten so it will all mean NOTHING to me,and YOU can breathe a LOUD SIGH of relief.
2006-09-25 12:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love these jokes!
you really are a great person!
thank you for the laugh!
2006-09-27 10:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So......you speak Female. LOL.
Now, if only the rest of mankind understood! LOL.
2006-09-26 03:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
you forgot, "hey" --the most dangerous sign, the woman is about to break out, red alert! red alert!
2006-09-25 23:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
that is really funny man!
and i will keep those words in mind.
lol
2006-09-25 13:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-09-25 12:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA.... SOOO TRUE!!!!! HAHAHAHA
"Proceed with extreme caution!"... can't get any better than that!!!!!
hahaha.....=)
2006-09-25 12:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and very true!
2006-09-25 12:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are gonna b a few very very intersting answers...
2006-09-25 12:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋