would he share his doobie with me? was that just too offensive? i didn't think so....... so would he?
2006-09-25 12:02:46 · 17 answers · asked by tandypants 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
judith r, absolutely!
2006-09-25 12:06:22 · update #1
by the way, i do not view this herb as a drug, i don't even take advil.
2006-09-25 12:08:40 · update #2
martin s, it effects only short term memory when one is stoned.
2006-09-25 12:22:01 · update #3
I responded to your posting this morning....about you being a mom, so you obviously put out too...
Id be happy to share a doobie with you, hot mama!!! Who cares what God thinks!!!
2006-09-25 12:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If, with an accent on the "if", Jesus was smoking marijuana, then He would definitely share it with you. The Bible doesn't mention marijuana, but Jesus did drink wine and He even made wine for a wedding and He certainly shared with people whatever provision He had. There's no way to tell what He thought about marijuana with any certainty. Today Christians shouldn't smoke pot because it is against the law and it inhibits short term memory so that a person couldn't learn as effectively and the Christian life is definitely one of continual learning.
2006-09-25 19:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God had long hair and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tye-died micro bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place in the beginning
Did He plant any seeds or did He put them there
For Adam and Eve so they'd be hungry
For the apple that the Snake
Was always offering
And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis
Do you suppose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in Heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl
2006-09-25 19:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Doobie not a drug...what a hoot!
Just think if cigarettes are bad for human health what this little doobie will do for your lungs and systems.
You won't care, because cancer will eat your brain cells.
What fun is that? LOL
Jesus would say take care of Gods creation. Respect your body.
2006-09-25 19:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lives7 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus exists, and was what is claimed. Why would he need a doobie?
2006-09-25 19:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Magus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, sorry! I was gonna answer this one earlier but didn't!! Since you whined, i decided to!! LOL Well, his body is a temple; so he probably wouldn't be lighting up, now would he??So, the answer is no...
2006-09-25 19:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never really had any evidence regarding "dubage" in pre - Columbus times. He would have shared his "vintage" though.
2006-09-25 19:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bible teaches us to sober-minded and thus Jesus wouldn't have the doobie. He would share what he has, though
2006-09-25 19:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anthony M 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hmmm. . . Well Jesus hung out with a lot of people, and well . I don't know. . Im sure He would sit and hang out with you while he gave you alternatives to drugs.. .hmm. . good question
2006-09-25 19:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think he might. He *was* known to drink wine and hang out with harlots and extortionists.
2006-09-25 19:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋