Mildred was an 93yr old woman who was particularly despondent over the death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would kill hereself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to her family, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be...
"On a woman" the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast".
Later that night Mildred was admitted to hospital with a gunshot wound to her knees. :(
2006-09-25 11:56:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, it should have been knee, not knees as someone below has pointed out.
2006-09-25 12:10:08 · update #1
Did she die?
2006-09-25 11:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
Fix the punchline in order to get more laughs,
but good joke overall! 8 out of 10!
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2006-09-25 12:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor mildred
2006-09-25 21:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one
2006-09-25 12:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhahhahahahah classic
2006-09-25 12:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny ha ha !!
2006-09-25 12:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by Dolly Blue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one! LOL.
2006-09-26 12:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-09-25 12:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! That was funny!!!
2006-09-25 12:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe...thats good.
2006-09-25 11:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋