Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
She added, "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don' t listen!
(sry guys but you don't)
2006-09-25 11:51:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohhhh I luved it!!!! Thanx for the laugh. U r so right men just dont listen. Sorry but its true.
2006-09-25 12:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny
2006-09-26 18:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-09-25 18:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a man tho i would have killed the bird not spoke to it
2006-09-25 19:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-09-25 19:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, shoulda listened!! LOL.
Good one!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a nice evening!
2006-09-26 19:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! its clean!!! thats cool. but i still can't tell that to my three year old cousin. !!!!
[:::] <-- poptart (like it¿)
2006-09-25 19:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehe
2006-09-25 18:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got my vote. Very good. Now may I Please have your vote? Now did anybody else say Please? I don't think sooo!
2006-09-25 18:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-25 18:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋