a Mormon walks into a bar...
2006-09-25 11:39:11 · 11 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and starts buying drinks for all girls in there, pretty soon the bartender asks why a Mormon is buying drinks at a bar, the Mormon then says "How do you think I get all of them to marry me?"
2006-09-25 11:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by neilgant18 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe I have no sense of humour but what would a Mormon be doing in a bar?
2006-09-25 18:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by tallblackchick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bartender asks the Mormon, "what are you doing here, I didn't think Mormons were allowed to drink?" The Mormon replies as long as no one else from our Mormon faith sees us it's alright for us to have a drink." The baptist next to him says " Well, let me buy you a drink then, I see we are not so different afterall."
2006-09-25 18:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by schlepp 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
and asks, Where can I find John Smith? The Bartender says, IN the beer storage room. The Mormon looks confused and says, "In the bare stupid sand dune?" The Bartender sighs and says, "Are you deaf?
Mormon says, "No, but I'm blind."
2006-09-25 18:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Mormon walks into a bar... because VETTELEO doesn't have a LIFE!!!!!....
how dyo like that huh???..... hehehe just kidding!!! SMILE!!!!!
2006-09-25 18:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and finds Kermit the Frogs smelly finger. The end
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2006-09-25 18:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and walks out sober
2006-09-25 18:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mike R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and asks for a glass of water!!!
2006-09-26 06:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by Sumana M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no he doesn't, he's Mormon
2006-09-25 23:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
then grabs his head and yells......OUCH!!!!
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and the christain ducks.
2006-09-25 18:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋