This ederly couple go to the doctors, they say their sex life is practicaly zero, so the doctor suggest's they try nasal sex, the women goes back a week later holding the top of her nose, say's to the docotr rather nasaly, "can you get pregnant with nasal sex?", the doctor says "no", she says "thank god for that" and lets go of the top of her nose and sniffs up!
2006-09-25 11:09:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bring on the 2pointers LOL
Enjoy!
2006-09-25 11:20:00 · update #1
So, this 83 year old man goes into the doctors office and tells the doctor that he wants his sex drive lowered. The doctor tells the man that he shocked, "most men your age want to have it raised". "Are you taking Viagra" asked the doctor, "No" says the man. "Any other type of sexual enhancers", once again "no" says the old man. "Do you have a prolonged erection for a great length of time" asks the doc. "No, good gracious no" states the elderly man. "Well, I've got to conclude that this sexual drive is all in your head" tells the doctor. "Yes that is exactly what I've been trying to tell you" says the man. "That's the problem, it is all in my head and I want to have it lowered!"
2006-09-25 11:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by schlepp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
<3 it
2006-09-25 11:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aw Man! that really bad Where did you get that anyway My cousin would like that one
Groan Groan
2006-09-25 11:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by crazymanca7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh this is sooooooooooooo NOT funny. This is really gross. I don't know where you got it from but you need to take it back and bury it. geeesh
2006-09-25 11:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That funny but gross!yuck
2006-09-25 11:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by *BooTz* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oooohh!! that'll teach me to read jokes before breakfast!!
very funny!!
2006-09-25 20:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yum yum
2006-09-25 21:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm
2006-09-26 09:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-25 12:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by raffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cannot you see that you are attracting two pointers or are you so dumb ??
2006-09-25 11:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋