2006-09-25 11:00:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Calling the RSPCA reporting an outbreak of sick jokes?
2006-09-25 11:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by lozzy1970 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The elephant was in the phone box making a call to the one and only Donald Trump, asking him if he need a new trunk to put all his money in?
geshhhhhhhhhhh everyone should know that...
2006-09-25 11:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an elephant doesnt fit in a phone box!
2006-09-25 11:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An elephant would never fit in a phone box...
Sorry, I have no imagination.
2006-09-25 11:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by theblaney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he was calling his tailor to adjust his new trousers as he's ordered a pair of size 34's and just realise whilst at weight watchers that he's been a really naughty boy and is now a 36! naughty elephant!!
2006-09-25 11:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by The Dazzler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was probably using the phone, on a "trunk line"... or, lets hope it wasnt a collect call, he comes with a lot of baggage!
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-09-25 11:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Making a Trumpet of himself
2006-09-25 11:17:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Making a trunk call and reversing the charges!
2006-09-26 00:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phoning the World Wildlife Organisation to see if they can get him out of his contract to the circus
2006-09-25 11:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bill L 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Making a trunk call, of course!
2006-09-25 11:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋