I thought we could ALL use a little humor on this site and maybe, just maybe for once we won't be attacked or insulted for being a Christian. Come on folks this one is actually fun!
2006-09-25 10:49:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P Z I was an alter boy and had that happen a few times!
Dellow.... Dellow...Dellow(shaking my head) I won't even ask you why....
2006-09-25 11:21:19 · update #1
Hey doggybag3 that's what we're looking for too.
2006-09-25 11:30:22 · update #2
During midnight mass the priest would throw holy water on the parishioners. But, I guess we did not have enough money in the collection plate. He used an old Wishbone salad dressing bottle to squirt it on us, instead of a mortar and pestle looking thing.
2006-09-25 10:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by tyingtobenice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was this fellow who was giving a talk who had a very deep voice and a was bald with a high forehead and wore big black framed glasses. He was a rather dignified person.
As he was talking,a fly started buzzing around him and then lighting on his head. He would shoo the fly away but it kept comming back. At one point the fly landed on his nose and ran up and got behind his glasses and he had to take his glasses off and wave them to get the fly off. By this time we all are starting to chuckle. The preacher's son who was around 12 had a very distinct and loud laugh,and when he finally let go with his laugh, the preacher who was sitting behind the speaker,shot his son a glare that would peel paint at 50 feet.
Meanwhile,the fly was still harrassing the speaker. And trying to remain dignified and serious, the speaker decided to ignore the fly and go on with is talk. So during his talk, the fly just ran up and down over his head and forehead in curious little patterns. My urge to laugh was so strong that I was biting the inside of my cheek, then my tongue, and then one of my fingers. I thought I was going to bust. That happened over 30 years ago,and I find myself breaking out in laughter all over again just by telling you about it. Thanks for asking.
2006-09-25 11:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, one time when I was about 5 or so, I kept telling my mom I didn't feel too good... (she was a front pew mom) and she just kept shushing me. I finally got her to realize a little to late that I was really sick, and threw up the whole way down the aisle to the bathroom. It really made the service speed up.
Another time, I was sitting a few pews behind my mom and realized that when she had dyed her hair it turned a really bad shade of green in the stained glass window. When we left, I realized that it was really just her hair was that color.
2006-09-25 11:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by 2ndchhapteracts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Easter Sunday.... I had gotten off from my overnight job at 7 am.... no sleep and hopped up on caffine I got dressed got my kids, my friend ,and her son, and we went to church.... My caffine high came crashing down my eyes were literally rollin in the back of my head as I was fallin asleep I was drooling .. I was trying so hard to stay awake.. I fell asleep as soon as the sermon statrted woke up when it was over...
2006-09-25 10:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by ang728_05 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
During my friend's Catholic wedding, the couple kneeled for part of the ceromony. It came time for them to stand back up & the groom - due to nerves - couldn't get up right then. He practically yelled at the priest, "Do something else - sing a song - whatever! I am not getting up right now!!"
2006-09-25 10:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by crazybouthorses68 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest time that's ever happened in church
is when the ministers toupee fell of while he was
preaching. But he kept right on going.
2006-09-25 10:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The speaker forgot to bring his bible up to the lectern.
Of course, it is laughable for a man of God to speak human philosophy rather than to direct attention to God's Word. All the meetings of Jehovah's Witnesses focus on reading and discussing the Bible and seeing how to apply it in one's life.
Learn more:
http://www.jw-media.org/people/worship.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm
2006-09-27 06:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would have to be when little kids are doing a play or singing and wave at their parents, sing LOUD and all the other things kids were meant to do.
2006-09-25 10:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Hebrews 11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was an altar server and one time the priest at my church and when he went to genuflect as he was approching the altar, he farted.
the other server and I couldnt stop for like 2 hours laughing.
2006-09-25 10:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some guy in a Yamster suit crashed in during the devotional and it wasn't even Yahamstermas. It was okay because we beat him up and took away his yahoo account. haha, enjoying your google mail, clucky1532?
2006-09-25 10:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋