Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
2006-09-25 10:15:40 · 19 answers · asked by :) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....cute
2006-09-25 10:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats worth a smile but the funniest part was :barf attack impending.
2006-09-25 17:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a cute joke. You wanna read another one?! Okay! Do you know why mothers in law exist?! It cause the devil can't be everywhere at the same time!!!
2006-09-25 17:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's kinda sad but yes I think it's funny
2006-09-25 17:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by JLN2854 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Think and act like a kid. Have fun.
2006-09-25 17:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg yes it is because he freggin' pucked on the salvation charity stuff
2006-09-25 17:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke i heard all day thanx man
2006-09-26 00:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha no
2006-09-25 17:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by droid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes.
2006-09-25 17:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by grantorino1976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is funny! where did ya hear it?
2006-09-25 17:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by small fry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it ok. cute funny
2006-09-25 17:52:43 · answer #11 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋