Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
2006-09-25 10:15:11 · 6 answers · asked by :) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes i like your joke,it made me smile,thanks
2006-09-25 10:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al little corney, but what ever. most little johnny jokes are.
2006-09-25 18:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute enough to make me smile! You made my day, you should be a comedian!!...
2006-09-25 17:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its quuite funny
2006-09-25 17:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it ,but not greatly.
2006-09-25 17:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by rsbdkaise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cute
2006-09-25 17:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋