2006-09-25 10:00:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can't you direct the flow of your own thoughts?
2006-09-25 10:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way ye can turn ye thoughts to the Lord whilst showering your pretty body is to HAND ME THE BAR OF SOAP AND TURN AROUND.......
2006-09-25 10:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not turn my thoughts to the Lord in the tub, or the shower
2006-09-25 10:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you wash each part of your body, think of what each part of the body can do in praise and service to teh Lord and ask Him to bless each part of your body to keep it healthy and strond so you may be able to serve Him and serve others.
2006-09-25 10:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the soap that you use have to do with the question you're asking?
2006-09-25 10:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Dasja L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By reminding yourself that god advised that Christians should 'go forth and multipy' and to 'rejoice in the lord'.
2006-09-25 10:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'make a joyful noise' as you scrub
2006-09-25 10:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by 02B30C1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND GET A THRILL. THAT'S WHEN BUTTHEADS USUALLY PRAISE THE LORD. OH GOD! OH GOD!
2006-09-25 10:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Clorox.
And wash your mouth out.
;-)
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2006-09-25 10:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure how to take your ? but you need a dictionary..
2006-09-25 10:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by Just Dreamin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋