what do you call a bunch of white men running down a hill? avalanch.
what do you can a bunch of black men running down a hill? mudslide.
what do you call a bunch a mexicans running down a hill?
give up?
Jailbrake
no sexism or racisim was intinded
2006-09-25 09:48:03 · 9 answers · asked by egypts_lost_queen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you call a bunch of asians running down a hill?
i don't know. Pokémon convention?
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2006-09-25 09:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation.
One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"
A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.
Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the spin-doctors, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it. He refused. So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.
Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. He reported that the message said, "Watch out for these guys; they have come to steal your land."
2006-09-25 09:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good! Heres a few for you with no racism intended ;)
What do you call a fat chink?
A chunk.
Why don't black people take aspirin??
They can't get past the cotton.
What do you say to a Puerto rican with a 3 piece suit???
Will the defendant please rise.
This jewish girl asked her dad for 50 bucks
he said 40 bucks what do you need 20 bucks for?
Polish hunter went hunting and saw a sign that said "bare left"
so he went home.
Hope you enjoy!
2006-09-25 09:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what I would be called running down a hill, since I have a MIXTURE of different bloods!
2006-09-26 13:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
2006-09-25 10:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once a pon a time,there was the holy tribe of the,CHIPEWA!
and there was also a very nasty kid,one of the chiefs said this......
"small child,big stink" after that many many people came to see the stinky kid but after all when he grew an elder said "big man,giant stink".....Also when Tony Hawk went to visit the smelly man,heres what he said...."Whoa dude how'd you get so stinky???" one chief said "his undergarments haven't been changed since he was 2 years old Mr.Hawk......
So this is the story of the.....Big man,Big stink!
2006-09-25 10:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Juan J. J. S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
{no offense, what do you call indians running down a hill? sale at shoprite}
2006-09-25 10:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by bobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I threw a raw egg at you and hit you on top of your head, I could then say " The Yolk's on you!"
2006-09-25 10:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by cab veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-09-25 09:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋