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Question

thank u..y does he say that?

Answer 1

Little old..............
Try this one......
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer from the bartender. As the bartender is bring his glass of draft he notices a sign on the wall. The sign says, "If you can make my horse laugh you can drink all night for free".
The bartender puts down the glass and the man inquires about the location of the horse.
The bartender replies, "I'm the owner here and I keep the horse in the back room, but in 13 years no one has won the prize by making my horse laugh."
The man thought about it for about 30 seconds and asks if he could try.
The bartender agrees and leads him to the back room.
There in the middle of the room was a beautiful roan. The man walks over and whispers something in the horse's ear and immediately the horse starts to laugh. The horse is laughing so hard that he actually falls on the ground.
The bartender is so astonish that he tells the man that he can drink for free all week if he tells him the joke that made his horse laugh.
The man says, "It was easy, I just told him I was better hung than he is."
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....A week passes and the man returns every night to collect his free drinks.
The following week the man orders his draft and as the bartender brings the glass the man notices a new sign above the bar which reads, "If you can make my horse cry without hitting him you will receive free drinks for the evening."
The man asks the bartender if he can try. The bartender agrees and leads him to the back room again.
The horse is standing in the middle of the room. The man approaches the horse making sure his back is to the bartender. The man moves his hand in front of himself and about 15 seconds later the horse starts crying great big crocodile tears.
The bartender can't believe his eyes and exclaims, "What did you do to my horse to make him so sad?"
The man says, "It was real easy. I just proved to him what we talked about last week."

Answer 2

he probobly said to himself the next person who asks for a glass of water in a bar i will shoot him

Answer 3

the guy had hiccups and the only ways to get rid of hiccups is to get frightened or to drink water

Answer 4

the bartender cured his hiccups

Answer 5

Its a water gun he's got
He's saying thank you for giving him the opportunity to use it

Answer 6

the bartender cured his constipation.

Answer 7

He was asking for the cure! LOL.

Answer 8

Cuz his mother taught him to always be polite.

Answer 9

because he had the hiccups.

(My 9 year old daughter told me that one!)

Answer 10

You still eduating me..xx