2006-09-25 08:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by 6th Finger 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Farting and pooping came about because we are made in God's image. God has zits, belches, farts and shits.
Fuc*ing is the mystery. The Bible implies that Adam and his old lady had Eden as immortals, then one day Adam let his wife out of sight and she hooked up with that rascally debil and ate the forbidden fruit. It tasted good, so being a good wife she turned him on to some. She was punished with PMS and kids.
There is no mention of Jesus getting laid in the Bible, but he enjoyed a good foot job. When the disciple Thomas complained about the waste of expensive oils and perfumes used on Jesus feet, Jesus told him to shut up. Jesus was entitled to the best foot he could receive.
Before he committed suicide, Jesus gave all his apostles a foot job to show his love and humility. It was kinda like "Thanks for putting up with my fetish, here I'll give you one."
I think Jesus had to be married in order to follow the laws and that it was edited out when castration was the rage.
2006-09-25 09:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Chronic Observer 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny you should mention that?
In my warrior mode I often ask.
In a perfect world, will we still have to take a dump?
Will we still have to kill trees to make poopy paper?
Will we have plumbing to flush the poop into the rivers?
Or will we have stinking outhouses, or just dump it on the ground, on some sacred dumping spot?
These are silly notions that self-righteous people come up
with. There has never been a perfect material world, and never will be. Gods Kingdom is not of this world.
2006-09-25 15:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahweh enjoyed messing with poop. He even had a nice recipe that called for dung.
Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
Malachi 2:3 - Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
2006-09-25 15:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by AiW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that your belly does not burst because of pressure. Or the contents of abdomen will move upword and come out through your asophgus and your mouth.
2006-09-25 15:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by rishi0005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a nasty thing to ask, but I am answering any way, only if we get GASSY, AND ARE EATING. IT IS A NATURAL PROCESS FOR THE HUMAN BODY, but in heaven we won't be in our human bodies,, now will we??
2006-09-25 15:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by littlecwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to get rid of thewaste somehow! and probably not, since you don't believe you will ever get hungry either.
2006-09-25 15:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
imagine car without exaust so is with human needs safety valve otherwise will explode
2006-09-25 15:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think to teach us about humility, and every so often... to have someone to laugh at when they are drunk and forget there are people around.
2006-09-25 16:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What "new earth" unless you mean hevan i doubt there be one (unless God wants one )
2006-09-25 15:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope so...rude noises are always funny!
"sex is the most overrated pleasure in life, while defecation is the most underrated." - mark twain
2006-09-25 15:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋