A Male Whale and a Female Whale
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the b l o w j o b, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"
2006-09-25 08:14:28 · 20 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A SMILE
snowboarder
2006-09-25 08:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-25 08:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda old and tired, but was funny the first time I saw it on ilovebacon.com! (quite a while ago)
2006-09-25 09:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she scared coz of the quantity/number of seamen?
2006-09-25 08:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2006-09-25 16:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great. Best I've heard in a long time.
2006-09-25 08:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one! Made me laugh.
2006-09-25 08:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. What's long and hard and full of semen?
A Lifeboat.
2006-09-25 19:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is still a good one, despite how cheesy it is
2006-09-25 08:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 08:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋