a blonde, burnette and red head are sitting in the maternity ward chatting about the gender of there baby. "I'm going to have a girl, because I was on top" says the burnette. "I'm going to have a boy, because I was on the bottom" says the red head. All of a sudden the blonde starts crying and the other two ask whats wrong. So the blonde replys "I'm going to have puppys!!"
2006-09-25 08:04:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA OLDIE BUT GOODIE
How about
How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree
Wave at her
A blond is driving down the road when she spots a blonde in a corn field rowing a boat. Aggravated she pulls over and steps out of the car. She screams "HAY its blondes like you that give us a bad name and if I could swim I would go out there and kick your ***"
did you hear about the blond coyote he got stuck in a trap gnawed off 3 legs and was still stuck!
LOL
2006-09-25 08:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who should be a millionaire: fastest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as starting up with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They said an indication that suggested "Disneyland Left" so that they went left and went again abode. they discovered 2 blonde ladies frozen to death of their motor vehicle on the stress-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant make sure out how they get 8 cups water contained in the koolaid packet healthcare professional (employing a stethoscope): "vast breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys pal changed into somewhat injured and had to flow to the well being center for clinical interest.So she ultimately were given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er requested her why didnt she only cal "911"? The blonde woman suggested"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking contained in the woods at the same time as one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed through practice.
2016-11-23 21:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by rousselle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in the dumb blonde stereotype. It's really mean, really. But here's one I picked up the other day;
A blonde walks into an electrical store and asks the salesman 'can I buy that television in the window?'. The man replies 'sorry, I don't serve blondes'. Puzzled, the blonde walks out.
Later, she returns wearing a red wig. She asks 'can I buy that television in the window?'. Again, the man replies 'sorry, i dont serve blondes'.
Still puzzled, the blonde walks out and returns later wearing a brown wig. She asks again 'can I buy that television in the window?'. The man replies again 'sorry I dont serve blondes'.
Then the blonde asks 'how do you know I'm blonde?'.
The man answers 'because that's not a television.....it's a microwave'.
2006-09-25 08:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2006-09-25 08:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-25 08:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh, i hope I'm not going to have puppies! Oh yeah, i'm not really blond. Or pregnant.
2006-09-25 11:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, but presentation needs work
2006-09-25 08:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-09-25 08:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was the same blonde who, when she found out she was pregnant said " gee, I hope its not mine!!".
2006-09-25 08:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by storyteller 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably she is concerned about the "Puppy's" for the real logical reason!! ha ha
2006-09-25 08:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋