Will the Pope declare him a martyr?
2006-09-25 07:57:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
PEEWEE WAS PERSECUTED, SO THAT OTHERS COULD MASTURBATE.
2006-09-25 07:58:32 · update #1
Yes he was persecuted so we could be free from persecution. Raise a hand in his honor. (The free one)
2006-09-25 08:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Masterbation is a venial sin (minor).
Ah, well the Lord has a plan. It is possible that he could obtain Sainthood ... but definatly not 4 mstbting. Remember that dude who died on the cross next to Jesus? He was a theif ... and he's the Saint of theives; my point, it's possible. Ah, I thought Pee Wee is still alive ... Did he die? (U have to die to be a saint).
2006-09-25 15:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pee Wee was prosecuted...not persecuted. Don't think he'll make it to Sainthood.....besides....what would he be called? St. Callus of Quarters?
2006-09-25 15:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by voandginger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's already a saint in my new religion
Masturbation is a sin only if you spill your seed on stony ground. I don't think there was stony ground in that cinema so he didn't sin
2006-09-25 14:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by n2mustaches 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He has to get a little more senile first. But he has a chance.
2006-09-25 14:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol... it's not a miracle yet...
2006-09-25 15:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....id say VERY GOOD
2006-09-25 14:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by melissa f 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋