the sky was dark the moon was high
all alone just her and i
her hair so soft her eyes so blue
i knew just what she wanted to do
her skin so soft her legs so fine
i ran my finger down her her spine
i didnt know how but i tried my best
i started by placing my hands on her breasts
i remember the fear my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her leggs apart
atlast its finished its all over now
my first time ever milking a cow
2006-09-25 07:54:27 · 22 answers · asked by june c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive heard it before, but it's still hailarious!!! hehehe
2006-09-25 07:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this poem, but you will have to change the color of the eyes as cow's do not have blue eyes. I would also recommend that you send this poem to Poetry.com...maybe you'll earn yourself some money. Good Luck
2006-10-01 06:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Le Baron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moo
2006-10-02 23:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Louis du Toit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met a townie kid once. Told me in all honesty "Milk don't come outta cows. Milk comes outta bottles!"
2006-10-02 10:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love the reactions as this is read aloud. I posted it a while back. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-26 13:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tell us the answer at the end betsy is a cow apparently
2006-09-25 08:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same as milking the boobs!
Well of an animal.
2006-09-25 08:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cow
2006-09-29 20:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by cabby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...but cows have brown eyes....I'm from Wisconsin! : )
2006-09-25 08:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh?
2006-09-25 07:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋