make a funny top 10 (or top 5) list for 'you know you're in the wrong job if---"?

Answer 1

5. Your boss calls you by the name of the guy who used to do
your job.
4. When you get paid, you end up owing the company money.
3. You know more than your supervisor.
2. Management goes on strike yearly.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE WRONG JOB:

1. You arrive at work and they have moved without telling you.

Answer 2

You Know You're In The Wrong Job If...

1. Your boss constantly is looking at your chest.
2. Your co-workers are taking bets on who is gonna nail you first.
3. You were told at the interview that some overnight trips with "Giraldo" would be mandatory.
4. You wife or husband says that since you started working there you wake up in the middle if the night saying "Control, V...Control,V"
5. When you get your weekly paycheck there are some funds removed under the category of misc. that no one can give you a decent reason for.

Answer 3

1) The boss complains if you sleep more than 60% of the time you are at work

2) Your idea of being organized is multiple coloured post-it notes

3) You've been sitting at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies

4) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your wardrobe

5) It's dark on your drive to and from work, even in the summer

6) You learn about your redundancy on the Nine O'Clock News

7) More than 10 per cent of the people in your company do not know what you do

8) You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire

9) You boss's favourite lines are:- When you've got a few minutes ... Could you fit this in ...? ... in your spare time ...when you're freed up ... I know you're busy but ... I have an opportunity for you ...

10) Every week another brown collection envelope comes round because someone you didn't know had started is now leaving

Answer 4

You're a window cleaner and scared of heights
you're a shepherd with aggoraphobia
you're a lollipop lady at seventeen
you're an author who's dyslexic
you're a teacher with a stutter
you work in a butchers and you're vegetarian
you're a lifeguard who can't swim
you're a nightwatchman and afraid of the dark
you're crash testing cars and you're the dummy
you work in a bowling alley and have a wooden leg

Answer 5

if your boss asks you to work late at school

Answer 6

I'm curious to see what people put





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