So Akbar shows Abu a picture of his 1st born.
" This was Mahmoud, He is a martyr."
He shows another picture.
"And this is Mohammed. He too is a martyr."
And another.
"And this was our youngest Yassir. He also was a martyr."
Abu comments, " Ah children, they blow up so fast!"
2006-09-25 07:39:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Promises, promises
2006-09-25 07:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by no nickname 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 23:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men from Iraq came to America. They both went to NYC. They made a bet to meet again in a year to see who was the most American.
After a year they met again in Times Square. The first man said,"I play golf and go to strip clubs, my wife is in the PTA and holds tea parties, my son plays football and my daughter is in the glee club. Can you be more American than that?"
The second man said "F*ck off towelhead."
2006-09-25 09:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hmmm.
2006-09-25 07:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Is that a promise?
2006-09-26 13:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ooohhhhh - sigh. hmmmmm. A little humor. Very little.
2006-09-25 07:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by shellbugger 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
bloody good keep em coming
2006-09-25 08:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
wow, that was enlightning.
2006-09-25 09:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
UMM.... NO
SNOWBOARDER
2006-09-25 07:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋