A man is on his way home from work one day and driving along the Washington Beltway when he comes upon a traffic jam. Wondering what is going on, he notices a police officer going car to car.
WHen the officer comes up to him he asks the officer the situation.
"The president was on his way home from a important meeting when he found out Kenneth Star has new evidence to use against him. Now he cant afford to pay for anymore lawyers and his family hates him. So he has stopped his limo in the middle of the road and has threatened to dose himself in gas and light it. So i am going around asking for donations."
The man sits there thinking then asks, "well how much have you collected so far?"
the officer looks at a piece of paper, "Well some people arent sure yet, but so far i've accumalated about 500 gallons"
2006-09-25 07:31:45 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hillary recently was quoted as saying "I think America is ready for a woman in the oval office." Heck, Bill was always ready for a woman in the oval office!
2006-09-25 07:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. when the doctor was finished she asked how things looked. everything is fine the doctor said but your pregnant. "what?" said Hillary,your pregnant said the doctor. she stormed out of the examination room and went to the receptionist desk and grabbed the phone. calling the white house she demanded to speak to Bill. "you got me pregnant you rotten bastard",Bill said nothing. again she screamed " you got me pregnant you rotten bastard". finally Bill said, "who is this?"
2006-09-25 08:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-09-25 07:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna donat 500g more
2006-09-25 11:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-09-25 07:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-09-25 07:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! LOL LOL
2006-09-25 07:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny!
2006-09-25 07:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋