I am trying to find proof that they are the same person. It is no surprise to me that there is no historical reference of Jesus (a carpenter) using a hand-saw to cut wood. Could it be that he was too busy Karate chopping the wood in half, and had no need to use the saw?
2006-09-25 07:30:00 · 17 answers · asked by completewasteofoxygen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is no coincidence. It should be obvious to everyone by now that we are living in the end times and Chuck Norris/Jesus has been sent to make preparations for the coming Armageddon. The powers shown by, and miracles performed by Lord Norris can only be explained by the fact that Lord Norris and the Lord Jesus are one and the same. Jesus did battle in the temple and laid a beat down on the moneylenders inside. He was one man against many and triumphed. He showed us the Holy Power of Karate just as Lord Norris does. The similarities are astounding. Jesus preached peace and love but also kicked *** when needed. Lord Norris does the same, always fighting on the side of good. When will people realize that the second coming of Jesus is here. All bow before Lord Norris. Our one true savior.
2006-09-25 07:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a blasphemous statement/question.
It's no surprise to me that there is no historical evidence of Chuck Norris having (or wanting to have) any correlation to Jesus Christ.
You crack yourself up! ...but no one else.
In the 1st place there's no historical evidence of Jesus even having a beard...excepting the mere fact that it was easier than trying to cut one off everyday---(I don't think they had razors then!)
I hope this Q doesn't get much more than a few slam-dunks...bcz it sure doesn't deserve it...the ONLY saving grace of it is that it cost you points to ask it. THUMBS DOWN!
2006-09-25 17:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus die 2,000 years ago and was raised from the dead on the third day. He stayed on earth for 40 days and was seen by over 500 people. Then he ascended to heaven where he sits at the right hand of the Father to pray for us and forgive us when we sin. chuck Norris is a Christian and he is still alive and he has made some awesome movies.
2006-09-25 14:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2006-09-25 14:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris also portrayed a Texas Ranger on TV while having a beard.
It is against the dress code of the Texas Rangers to have facial hair, also, he is to short to be a Ranger.
So it looks like he was violating the rules.
Doesn't look like a good match for Jesus to me.
2006-09-25 14:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So does Fidel Castro and Moses
Fidel Led his people in Bondage with Communism
Moeses led His people out of Bondage
Is this a coincidnence
2006-09-25 14:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris IS God. XP
2006-09-25 14:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sirius Black 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha Ha HAAAAAA, Very good , But do you know that chuck noris is in real a bold and have no bear and short and very ugly ??
2006-09-25 14:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by bobola 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beards (EwwWww).
Ok, Just saw, "Jackass: Number Two" ... and that skit they did where they all shaved their pubic hairs ( & butt hairs) and glued it to that guys face to make a beard ... Man, I never realized that facial hair was so much like pubic hair ... same texture, length, and somtimes smell ... but EwWwwww EwWw ... facial hair is GroSsssSsss ... but, it's funny gross ... I'll always and laugh at men with facial hair from this day forth (giggle).
2006-09-25 14:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck is way cooler
2006-09-25 14:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋