A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The man continues, "What's your story?"
The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid *****.'"
2006-09-25 07:28:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL LOL!
2006-09-25 07:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 1st guys was a slip but the second guys wasn't
LOL
that was funny
2006-09-25 14:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by suga mama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
For sale. Parachute, used once, never been opened, small stain
2006-09-25 14:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Arthur Margarine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate when that happens!
2006-09-25 15:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-25 19:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by raffi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that one was ok.. ill give you a thumbs up.
2006-09-25 14:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by 1 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
good luck for them:)
2006-09-25 18:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was the lamest joke i have EVER heard!!
2006-09-25 14:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Texas Made! 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-26 20:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the small laugh
2006-09-26 17:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋