really what if he was can-Eh-dean
2006-09-25 07:13:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What?... Christ, a maple-suckin' puck-slapper? I don't think so! Bite your tongue!
2006-09-25 07:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi. I'm not a lumberjack, or fur trader. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy in Canada, but I'm sure they're all really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it "about" not "aboot". I can proudly sew my nation's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing. And that the beaver is a truly noble animal. A "tuque" is a hat. A "chesterfield" is a couch. And IT IS PRONOUNCED "ZED" NOT "ZEE" "ZED"!!!!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!!! The first nation of hockey!!! And the best part of North America!!!!
My name is Joe and I AM CANADIAN!!!!!
2006-09-25 14:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by Toronto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it might be the perfect place for him. Why?
We have been described as being "two solitudes." The meaning being the division between the English and the French. All god would have to do is decide which of the two solitudes would be his chosen people then rename the other as hell. Could work.
My choice? I'd make English Canada hell and Quebec heaven. At least in Quebec you can get a decent meal and a good bottle of beer or wine. ;)
2006-09-25 14:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He does.
Aboot is ignorant american sarcasm
not canada speak A
He's all about love you can see it in the details of his work.
2006-09-25 14:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by old_brain 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He be drinkin beer, eating back bacon and playing hockey you hosers eh!
2006-09-25 15:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd be eating a lot of back bacon.
2006-09-25 14:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by crowbird_52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And would the church then be referred to as a "hoose of God"?
2006-09-25 14:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would spend all day drinking beer.
2006-09-25 14:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he is, Canada is the New Jerusalem.
2006-09-25 14:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he does...and rewards everyone nearby with free healthcare
2006-09-25 14:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by ellie_2121 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋