a blonde is on her way to work one day and sees a shinny object in the window of a shop. she goes in and asks the clerk what the object is.
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
So she buys it and goes to work. A little while later, her boss, another blonde walks by and sees the thermos.
"What is it?"
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
"What do you have in it?"
"Two cups of cofee and a popsicle"
2006-09-25 07:06:17 · 17 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just read this to my son and he is literally roflol. That was funny.
2006-09-25 07:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by rybo510 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette and pink head escaped from penal complicated. They were being chased through the police. They were operating through the streets at the same time as they said an previous barn. so that they ran in and positioned 3 heshin bags. all of them jumped in. The coppers walked contained in the barn and said the three heshin bags. One copper is going to the different "Kick the heshin bags to make certain no longer something's in them" So the copper walks as a lot because the heshin bag with the brunette and kicked it. The brunette suggested "Meow Meow" and the coppers idea it turned right into a cat and walked to the subsequent heshin bag. The copper kicked the 2d heshin bag with the pink head in it. The pink head suggested "Woof Woof" so the coppers walked to the 0.33 heshin bag questioning a dogs changed into contained in the 2d one. The copper kicked the 0.33 heshin bag with the blonde in it. And the blonde suggested "Potatoes". A blonde a brunett and a pink haired women anybody is all stranded on a barren area island. They locate a lamp and rub it. A genie pops out and elements all of them one choose. The brunett says "I miss my relatives so i favor to flow abode", then she is zaped abode . The pink haired women human beings says "I miss my relatives so i favor to flow abode to0" so she is zapped abode. ultimately the blonde says "i'm so lonley i favor my acquaintances again On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their thanks to heaven. God informed them the steps to heaven were a million,000 steps and on each step he changed into going to inform them a shaggy dog tale. in the experience that they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the forty fifth step and laughed. The brunette made it to both hundredth step and laughed. in spite of the indisputable fact that the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even earlier god informed his shaggy dog tale. God requested "Why did you giggle i have not even informed the shaggy dog tale yet" The blonde suggested "i understand I only now were given the first one
2016-11-23 20:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Blonde jokes so keep them coming!
2006-09-25 07:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's up there. Not the best, but certainly Top Ten material
2006-09-25 07:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not the best i've ever heard
2006-09-25 07:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-25 07:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an oldie but a goodie
2006-09-25 07:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!
2006-09-25 07:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can 4 blonds sit in one chair.....
Turn it upside down......
lol
2006-09-25 07:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Capricious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny l loved it
2006-09-25 07:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋