The police are at the door. What did I do? All I have ever done is what she asked me to? Have I been too much of a wuss? Does she really want a bad boy? I just can not understand women. You do just what they ask, then thet want to have you arrested. Kind of wish I was gay. At least then I could maybe understand.
2006-09-25 07:02:36 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A lot of you say I have too much time on my hands. Well, you wasted the time to read it and answer it. So p*** off.
2006-09-25 07:14:48 · update #1
That was more BS in one question than I've seen here in a while! Nice tho, I'm sure you got a lot of people all riled up!
2006-09-25 07:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
When you say "Asked for a good licking" Was she talking about you hitting her???? Or other way of licking?
And Don't you know that you do get into trouble for "Abuse"? You should have known better than to hit her. Haha, Yeah being Gay you probably would understand, most gay guys understand women better. But sounds to me like she was actually trying to trap you. But I'm only hearing one side of the story too.
2006-09-25 07:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by AngWings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I know what you mean. I once had a girl ask me to push her down a flight of steps and drag her out to the street and run her over with my car and then pack her in a suitcase with a bunch of snakes and ship her off to Canada during the wintertime. Women are funny like that.
2006-09-25 07:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that you can't come up with an innuendo that has imagination proves your level of intellectual ability.Then to make a joke out of physically abusive behavior proves your level of maturity.If she asked you to put a bun in her oven,would you be sitting on her stoves door.Think about it,your a.ss is hanging out already.Besides,I refuse to believe anyone as moronic as you has enough redeeming qualities to attract a member of the opposite sex.
2006-09-25 07:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe that her idea of a good licking isn't the kind of licking where you beat someone up. I think the licking she wanted was supposed to be pleasureable, don't you think? Next time, lick her pussy and see what happens.
2006-09-25 07:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesnt matter if she told u to hit her or not u shouldnt have hit her u should have went somewhere by urself and she has the right to remain mad if a guy would have hit me i would be pissed too. and honestly guys shouldnt hit girls anyways unless the girl hits them first and then they r putting themselves in a position to get hit back. just because she told u to do something doesnt mean u should do it. if she told u to stab her and shoot her in the head would u do it? what if she told u to push out in front of a car going 90 miles an hour would u do that?
2006-09-25 07:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punching her is not acceptable, ever. And even if you were gay and punched a guy, that still would not be acceptable, ever.
And what are you doing on the computer if the police are at your door????
2006-09-25 07:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Chrisser 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke? If you're serious, how old are you? I'm sure pleanty of men on this panel will tell you what she meant...and it wasn't to get her a_ _ beat. It was to get her P_ _ _y licked. This has to be a joke....ha ha are you a comedian?
2006-09-25 07:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you got to actually do something with your life. Typing random bulshi.t is not the way. Reread what you just typed and consider your actions.
2006-09-25 07:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dude she wanted oral sex... just in case you didnt know.. i hope you really didnt punch this girl because that is wrong.. hopefully this was just a joke question if not maybe you should read some sexual education books and get educated..
2006-09-25 07:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by cottoncandie1969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋