Okay my significant other caught me red handed in the throws of passion with a jar of mayo.....what should I do...I have sworn off mayo as a start but I really need to get her back since it wasn't the same as far as getting some.....the experience with the mayo was a distant 2nd plus I didn't have to cuddle. The other difference was it just wasn't as warm(the mayo)
2006-09-25 06:00:23 · 13 answers · asked by Paul M 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dude...I know how you feel....there was a while there I was sneaking out of the local grocery store late at night just to find a jar of mayo....one night I got caught but thankfully I had planned for this eventuality....dude, always carry a sandwich in your pocket......oh yeah and that cold thing can be overcome too......30 seconds in the microwave and it's as good as the real thing...and no talking/cuddling afterwards....Bring out the Helman's and bring out your best!!!!
2006-09-25 06:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that a cantaloupe, room temp, with a hole bored out of it will be a good trade-off for your significant other's distant attitude towards you and your love of food. Protect yourself, though, as it may be slightly acidic.
The problem with mayo would be the fact that there is no "tension" on the sides.
2006-09-25 06:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by AlloAllo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you should have thought about that before getting down with a Mayo for crying out loud!
I mean... What were you thinking? Mayo over a warm hot wet thing waiting for you?
I hope she still deals with you a little longer before letting you have it as good as it used to be.
Look for something on her body to get fetish with.
2006-09-25 06:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by ND2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time use a warm cherry pie(just kidding). You have to realize that you put alot of insecurities in her and the mayo jar. She's probably trying to figure out how many sandwiches you've shared! Tell her your sorry and please for everyones sake don't do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 06:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by Peyton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are funny, but just tell her that you'll never do it again and then remove ALL Mayo from the house.
2006-09-25 06:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to join in your mayo-play. Or better... use the KY massage oil. It feels better.
2006-09-25 06:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by l_marie_allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that like a fantasy you had? but anyways why dont you try to do something wild with you maybe she changes her mind....
2006-09-25 06:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Airforcepink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep a lid on it!
2006-09-25 07:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by No More 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you won't use any other spread unless it's her legs that do the spreading. lol
2006-09-25 06:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you need some help alright!
2006-09-25 06:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by Boo Boo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋