I think it would help me to get the ladies. I think we all know the ladies love Chuck Norris. Step one change name. Step two radically alter appearance via plastic surgery to look exactly like the great one. Step three get a big stick to keep all the ladies at bay.
2006-09-25 05:56:52 · 15 answers · asked by completewasteofoxygen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The courts will let you legally change your name, but it gets pricey
2006-09-25 05:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Steps:
1. Contact a local attorney to get information about the procedure for name changing in your state.
2. Consider handling the process yourself. Often no court appearance is needed.
3. Contact your city hall to find out which court handles this in your state. You could also visit your local law library or check out your state's laws online.
4. File the necessary papers and pay any filing fees.
5. Realize that there usually is a publication requirement when doing a name change. You may have to purchase a small ad in a local paper that states you're legally changing your name. This alerts any creditors or claimants against you.
6. Choose a name that you like and that is relatively easy to spell.
7. Realize that the court is most likely to approve the name change if you can offer a good reason. A good reason may be to shorten a long name, distance yourself from an abusive family or legalize a performance name that you've been using.
8. Give copies of the judgment or order you receive from the court to all creditors, licensing bureaus, employers, banks and tax agencies to request that your name be changed in their records.
As far as keeping the ladies at bay, may I suggest a fine hickory stick?
2006-09-25 06:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...don't do it....the ladies aren't that into Chuck Norris. Take a poll on the street before you do anything drastic.
I think you will do just fine for yourself with a good shave and a haircut. You don't need plastic surgery! Be proud of who you are!
Just treat a woman with respect and you will do fine.
2006-09-25 06:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by Saura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no legal prohibition against calling yourself whatever you want so long as your ultimate purpose is not unlawful, such as fraud.
You can begin today, but given the fact Chuck Norris appears to be about 90, the end result may not be what you anticipated.
2006-09-25 06:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 4: Create a life and identity of your own, thereby avoiding the first 3 steps.
We already have a perfectly good Chuck Norris. We don't need another one.
2006-09-25 06:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 4 pick up all the ladies who rolled over laughing at the man who had plastic surgery to look like someone else.
2006-09-25 05:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by justa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawyers used to exist once upon a time a thousand years ago
meantime, meet with pope and shower on him chuck norris blessings to forever blind him and let chuck norris the new pope take his place
2006-09-25 06:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta love yourself CompleteWasteofOxygen! No need to be someone else....God created you to be you and you have a great purpose which just may include some butt-kickin' moves like Norris has.
2006-09-25 06:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go down to the Deed Poll office and start roundhouse kicking faces off!
2006-09-25 05:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Managram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if chuck got here interior of a mile radius of the virgin mary then she might could be renamed and concurrently admitted to wellness center, you do understand that 500 hundred chicks is what chuck calls a sluggish tuesday...
2016-10-17 22:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by itani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you should talk to Chuck Norris to ask if it's okay with him.. otherwise you might get a swift roundhouse kick to the head!
2006-09-25 05:58:49 · answer #11 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋