Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here."
The next one says, "I want to be an olympic swimmer because I get so much practicein here"
Then the last baby says," I'm going to be a hunter, because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing in half!"
A man enters a bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks. The bartender asks him what is wrong? The man replies that he just found out his son are homosexual. The next day the man returns to the bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks again. The bartender again asks him what is wrong? The man replies that he found out that his other son is also a homosexual. The bartender asks him if anyone in his family likes pussy? The man replies "yes, my two daughters."
2006-09-25 05:49:38 · 8 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you're on a roll!
2006-09-25 05:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great..thanks for the points.
2006-09-25 12:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by Boo Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question.
2006-09-25 12:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah good ones
2006-09-25 12:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by PeachN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....thanks for the points
2006-09-25 12:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by baseballmommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was the question again????
2006-09-25 13:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I like the baby one!
2006-09-25 12:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the two points
2006-09-25 13:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋