There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
2006-09-25 05:34:27 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 05:36:40 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to share this one!
2006-09-25 05:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD!!!!!!!! However I think this one is better.
An absoltuely hot blonde sits down at the bar. She was tall and beautifully built in all the right places. The bartender walks over to her and asks her what she would like.
"I would like a Scotch and water." The bartender obliged and she downed the drink in a few minutes.
The bartender asked her if she would like another. "Yes, Please only make it a double." She replied and again she downed the drink in a short period of time.
The bartender asked her if she wanted another. She replied "Yes but no water this time. Straight up." So the bartender fixed her the drink. Much to his surprise he observes her dropping a viagra pill into the drink.
Of Course now he was curious. So he walks over to the blonde and asks "Miss I am sorry. I have seen you drink Scotch and water for almost 20 minutes now. Twice. That would make anyone quite drunk. Now you've asked for a third straight up and you drop a viagra pill in the drink. Can I ask why?"
"We gee silly" she said "The other two drinks weren't stiff enough."
2006-09-25 05:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2006-09-25 06:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blonde's and a science teacher. they're in 5th grade, they are 15. teacher asks, which is closer Brazille or the moon? one of the blonde's answer, i know, i know, the moon... the other blonde agrees right away, very proud of her friends answer. the entire 5th grade class is thrown off a bit as is the teacher, who has to ask, why is the moon closer? both blonde's looked at each other, they were both on the same track, amazed that the class didn't know, they seemed a bit agitated when one said, while chewing gum and popping it loudly, she said;" hello, y'all, you can see the moon"!!!
2006-09-25 05:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by lee f 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. Good one.
Blonde jokes have gotten old for me though. I didn't LOL, but of course, who really does laugh out loud in front of their computer?
2006-09-25 05:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay- that was hysterical. (Being a red-head in a blonde family, especially.) Keep up the good work! :-)
2006-09-25 07:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by runninggirl23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about "the best" but that was pretty dam funny! Thank you for a better Monday!
2006-09-25 05:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde and I thought it was pretty funny!
2006-09-25 05:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, funny
2006-09-25 05:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by lady love 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-25 05:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha hahaha hah
that's why we like blondes.
2006-09-25 05:37:39 · answer #11 · answered by James Blond 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋