One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
2006-09-25 05:32:32 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 05:36:14 · update #1
Ha how could the man even feel comfortable sleeping there.
2006-09-25 05:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard a varieation of this one, and didn't think it was funny. I don't see anything funny about a child playing with an adult's penis.
2006-09-25 13:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-09-25 13:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL!
2006-09-25 14:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 13:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad
2006-09-25 18:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-25 16:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by sexylittleangel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad. Dumb and predictable.
2006-09-25 12:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by hulkster524 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so-so
2006-09-25 12:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute...blonde one better.
2006-09-25 12:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by noseyroseysillywillie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋