One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
2006-09-25 05:27:38 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 05:35:51 · update #1
i heard this sometime before..but its great to relive that funny moment again! durians would be worst..thorns all over..
2006-09-25 05:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by mei mei 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad...Better:
A native american hunting guide is in the woods with three city slicker hunters.
They come to this glade of trees where he stand there and talks to the three of them. "This is where FOO bird lives. If FOO bird poops on you, leave it. "
So they are walking along and sure enough here comes the FOO bird and drops a load right on top of the first hunter. "EWWWWWW" And before the Native American guide could stop him he wipes it off and instanly dies.
The group burries thier deceased member and walks on. Again a FOO bird drops a load, this time on the second hunter. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW this smells " he said and again before the Native American guide can stop him, the hunter wipes it off and instanly dies.
The group burries thier dceased member and walks on. Again a FOO bird drops an enormous load on the third hunter. And Again before the Native American Guide can stop him, the hunter wipes it off and instantly dies.
The Native American burries the third hunter and proceeds on his way to his home. Again a FOO bird drops an enormous load on to the Native American and all he does is continue on and lives.
The moral of the story is If the FOO S*h*i*t*s, wear it.
2006-09-25 13:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, it's a goodie! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-27 08:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 13:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one dude!
2006-09-26 14:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by mount 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2006-09-25 13:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK....So that is pretty funny!
2006-09-25 12:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by me me me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this also a nice one ...
2006-09-25 12:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by syed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMBO
2006-09-25 12:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by farmergirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋