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i have specticals and my lover in excitement tried to kiss me and suddenly he specticals broke. when ever he is very panic in these thing some thing or the other definetly goes wrong.

2006-09-25 05:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the middle of really heated sex the bed collapsed and hit the floor. My parents had just left.

2006-09-25 12:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by britney 1 · 0 0

My girlfriend wanted me to "finish" orally. I'd never done that beofre. It was on a waterbed. When I moved up, I hit my head on the headboard and was knocked out. I still don't know if I liked it....

2006-09-25 12:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by denverbroncos1973 4 · 0 0

My husband got excited and threw me on the bed, or that was his intention. He was so excited that he threw me "over" the bed and THUD...I hit the floor on the other side!

2006-09-25 12:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by JC 7 · 1 0

DON'T leave scarves tied to your headboard and then tell your guests to just toss their coats on your bed!

2006-09-25 12:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sara_V. 3 · 0 0

this chick was riding me so when she came up and went back down it went in her a**hole and boy did she jump up so high she bounced off the bed funny as hell folks

2006-09-25 15:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by midsidered821 2 · 1 0

my heel puncturing a water bed and a fountain exploding

2006-09-25 12:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by poconewyorkwanda 2 · 0 0

Pillows caught on fire from some candles that were on the headboard. The lady I was with kept saying "OMG! ............(my name)...........OMG!........( my name) ......"

I thought I was doing some kind of a job, but she was trying to tell me the bed was on fire.

We put out the fire, then back at it. ;-)

2006-09-25 12:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Feelgood 4 · 1 0

my future inlaws were moved to the room next to ours, without our knowledge....they let us know that they heard us all night and were really tired from lack of sleep!

2006-09-25 12:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

dreaming and memorizing the lines of my favorite play

2006-09-25 14:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by ahhhlain 3 · 0 0

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