A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
2006-09-25 05:24:13 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 05:24:34 · update #1
That was really a great joke, but not great enough for me to piss my pants.
LOL.
2006-09-25 05:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG..hahahaha..how did the bus driver get the face mould of the nun anyway..lol
2006-09-25 05:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
koool its so funny
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2006-09-25 06:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cool, I have to remember that one next time I get on the bus
2006-09-25 06:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by latinoheat131 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so...the bus driver was really a nun?...did the hippy have long hair and Jesus sandals?
2006-09-25 06:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 14:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ripped off my mask,and was laughting like hell.
2006-09-25 05:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was pretty funny. But not piss your pants funny.
2006-09-25 05:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 06:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really you are the master of jokes here
2006-09-25 05:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋