A woman in a coma was receiving a sponge bath from the nurses. While washing the lady's private area, they both noticed that the heart monitor and brain monitor jumped. To make sure it wasn't a coincidence they tried again and both machines jumped again. Quickly one nurse ran out to the lady’s husband and said "Sir, I know this sounds unorthodox, but we believe that some oral sex will help you wife to come out of the coma"
"Really?" replied the perplexed husband
"Yes, and don't worry we will give you your privacy, follow me"
The nurse led the man to his wife’s bed, and closed the door behind her when she left. A few minutes later the emergency button flashed that the lady's monitor had flat lined. She ran into the room where the woman lay dead.
"What happened??!!" Screamed the nurse hysterically
The husband replied nonchalantly "I think she choked
2006-09-25 05:10:36 · 12 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Happens all the time.
2006-09-25 05:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was funny but wrong...you should keep posting more
2006-09-25 12:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by crazybayb20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Excellent!
2006-09-25 12:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS SO BAD !
you twisted little thing you !
i must admit ,, i did giggle a little !
your evil ! lol
2006-09-25 12:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by .... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another BEST keep them coming I'm loving it!!!!:)
2006-09-25 12:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by brutalA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was hilarious, i so was not expecting that!
2006-09-25 12:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man you crazy... i have to tell all my friends about that
2006-09-25 13:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Foxxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! That was good
2006-09-25 12:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahaha more more!!
2006-09-25 12:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by D'oh! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laffs, that is just wrong.
2006-09-25 12:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by squashpatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋