A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
• A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
• Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
2006-09-25 04:59:59 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be sure to check out my others and give ratings!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 05:00:39 · update #1
I didn't get the first one but the others were funny :)
2006-09-25 05:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-25 15:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great! I thought these were supposed to be questions? Liked it none the less...
2006-09-25 12:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Heidi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are all very good well done you seem to be a very funny person
2006-09-25 12:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were funny but i heard some better ones sometime ago
2006-09-25 12:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by ashers 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 13:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand the first but the other make me laugh
2006-09-25 12:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
all those are really funny
cuteface i want you too tell me more jokes all the time
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2006-09-25 12:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good. Keep'em coming! LOL.
2006-09-27 08:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!!!! Applause Applause to you!!! thumbs up from me!!!:)
2006-09-25 12:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by brutalA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋