A guy is standing over his tee shot for what seems like an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, and figuring out the wind direction and speed. He's driving his partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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2006-09-25 04:48:06 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2006-09-25 04:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 14:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-25 04:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha!
2006-09-25 04:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! I will have to go chek out the rest of your jokes...:)
2006-09-25 04:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by brutalA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 06:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-25 05:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one keep them coming!
2006-09-25 04:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by friend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who were u?
the guy or his partener??
by the way, the joke was ok.
2006-09-25 04:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by bertha_1010 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny.
2006-09-25 04:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-25 05:05:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋