A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
Fifteen students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One guy in the back raised his hand
"Come up here and tell us about it"
The redneck comes to the front of the class (remeber this is Alabama)
"So you've really slept with a ghost?"
"Ghost?" the redneck replies, "shucks no... I coulda sworn you said goats."
2006-09-25 04:43:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-25 04:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alabama is not made up of goat screwing rednecks. I am from Birmingham and that is just wrong to make fun of an entire state because of some movie you saw. Alabama is beautiful and I am proud to be from here and a lot of great people come from Alabama. Roll Tide *****!
2006-09-25 11:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol is the redneck half goat half man?
2006-09-25 12:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by mei mei 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm country as cornbread but that was funny!
2006-09-25 11:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2006-09-25 15:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good joke!
2006-09-25 11:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-09-25 11:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......a real loving joke..........thank you girl, from Texas.
2006-09-25 11:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is funny lol!
2006-09-25 11:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mercy!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 08:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋