A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2006-09-25 03:10:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All that fun for a quarter!
2006-09-25 03:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
how are you able to be a Christian without proving the life of the writer to your self? i'm an Echatologist. and that i'm a Christian. i'm in touch approximately proving the life of God to myself. yet have on no account been moved to grow to be in touch in proving Christianity by making use of His life......... by way of fact all I could do is go searching me...... Christianity is an basic fact. no longer a very especially one granted....... (its habit would be a concern for a distinctive time) i will see the convenience of your question troublesome the life of a Christian God....... i'm no longer following the best judgment...... till God's life for some reason marks a particlar form of Christianity as be the only actual one???? And that good judgment would be stupid. So after examining the question's further info many times that's what i think of you assert..... "Why do Christians make God right into a Christian God." while there are lots of of alternative "flavors" of God available? by way of fact they have faith they understand wisely who he's?? My wager. Michelle
2016-10-01 08:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finding a parking spot at Wal-Mart is dangerous enough.
2006-09-25 03:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v good joke thought she was on a real 1
2006-09-25 03:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by sylvo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try
i liked it
not bad
2006-09-25 03:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only a blonde could pulll that off.
ha ha ha ha hah ahahahah
i LOVE it.
2006-09-25 03:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why I don't drink miranda.....no wish to lose consciousness..
2006-09-25 03:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job
2006-09-25 04:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by MyLoserAlterEgo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!! Bobby's a hero now!!!
2006-09-25 03:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
thanks for the humor....
2006-09-25 03:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 0⤊ 0⤋