help them? eat there babies?
If I were God all of you would be struck down,, because you are worthless to me because i am God!!!
2006-09-25 03:00:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha.
2006-09-25 03:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mollie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First i would put something in there face really desirable, then I'd give them curiosity right. And when they feel as if they want it, I would tell them its a sin. Then i would separate them and give them different language and culture so they can start wars with each other about religion despite the fact that its the same God. Then i will tell them that they have free will, but i won't let them exercise that free will because most of them will be sins and they will be punished for it for all eternity...wait that sounds familiar.
2006-09-25 10:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dk2432 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd clean out Venus, make it a place able to live maybe take a few chosen people and move them there, make it a new nicer place than earth
I'd go down to earth and be like "hey, stop fighting or I smite you. btw, none of your religions are correct. and stop praying."
lastly I'd go get some answers about the outer space, because that interests me.
2006-09-25 10:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(a) Show myself to the general population.
(b) Stop wars.
(c) Stop diseases.
(d) Clarify which religion is correct.
(e) Stop giving people such vague signals about my existence, especially when there's so much riding on it (eternal suffering).
(f) Take Pat Robertson aside for a little chat about how he's been conducting himself on this planet.
2006-09-25 10:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're worthless to me, too, but I suppose I'd let you go your own way. I would only want to be with the ones who loved me.
2006-09-25 10:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man If I was God I would make sure my followers understood the freakin message!
2006-09-25 10:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you that, by definition, all religions are bogus -- they are man-made institutions, invented for the purposes of revenue and control.
Then I would tell you that you have two more chances to get your sh*t together -- three strikes and you're out -- time for me to go back to the drawing board.
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2006-09-25 10:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were Him..I will love you in spite of who you are until such time that you realize that your life is worthless without me.
2006-09-25 10:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by maconsolviaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would create a new world order of peace and love and make it so that there is no disease. It would be like a hippie world party :)
2006-09-25 10:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would break my own rule. And take away thier free will. Send
a LIGHT to the world, and heal them!
2006-09-25 10:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by zenbuddhamaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can never be God, either can you. God is almighty, all knowing, all loving. He is our heavenly Father.
2006-09-25 12:09:58 · answer #11 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋