2006-09-25 02:18:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God does not have a sense of humor.
2006-09-25 02:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time you saw a recorded document of
"smiting". Of all the miracles that supposedly happend, and are recorded in the "good book", since the world has 100 times the people in it, how come those miracles just stopped happening?
2006-09-25 09:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once went fishing with some friends. They said there were wood bees bothering them the last time. I said, "They won't mess with me!"
That quick, a wood bee was in my face!
This is what shamans mean when they say evil spirits bother
us. Eveything is made of spirit, and spirit has intelligence, and
emotion.
There are even spiritual entities that are like bacteria, that
break down psychic matter by putting negative thoughts in our
minds. Negativity attracts them!
Think that is a joke! Just look at all the corrupt thinking that comes from your mind.
2006-09-25 09:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by zenbuddhamaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shinto adherents don't have to joke about 'God', the Universe has the last laugh. The Boulder spirits are the funniest.
2006-09-25 09:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are to believe the Fundies,then everyone who doesn't think as they do will be smited.
2006-09-25 09:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends which god they joke about. I hear some of them can take a joke but others are humorless motherf*ckers.
2006-09-25 09:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which god? Shinto believes in infinite gods.
2006-09-25 09:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is funny to the Shinto.
2006-09-25 10:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa whoa whoa..I just got like 24 answers saying how God does have a sense of humor...the first answerer said he doesn't..
I'm confused.
2006-09-25 09:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. All will be smited.
2006-09-25 09:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋