Pieganism, the worship of delicious baked goods. Worlds oldest religion. 3.14etc., You will know it by this number. Proof beyond doubt.
2006-09-25 02:10:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because the juice of the blueberry pie might become contaminated by such an action.
"The Heathen shall come to us through trials of dairy produce and thus cannot be baptised in the juice of the blueberry pie for fear of tainting the goodness of the crust - so shall he only be baptised in the juice of the apple lattice pie for it is inferior but serves good purpose"
Piegans Chapter 1 v 389
Hope this answers your question. May the blessing of our lord Cheeses Crust, be with you now and for ever more. A Pie.
2006-09-25 02:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, most devout Piegans do!! The heathen in the juice only wants adoration!! Is that so much to ask?? No room for doubt; my good Piegans, stand strong.....unite with the pie!!
2006-09-25 02:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh,blueberries,raspberries, strawberry wine,come bring me your young;your worried ;your blind. They'll be baptized in juices that cover their soul. Reborn in the moment they'll feel that they're whole. The task will be easy,the rewards beyond words. Their lives will be changed for better,not worse.
2006-09-25 11:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This could upset a lot of people. Can you imagine dunking someone in a baptismal pool full of blueberry juice against their will? It would have to be against their will, because who would volunteer for that?? Yikes. Did I just answer my own question witha question???
2006-09-25 09:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that would probably save the heathens from uncertainty; wouldn't it?
2006-09-25 04:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I wish I could think of something funny to say, but you beat me to it!
2006-09-25 02:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋