There once was a little yellow toad, he was sad because he lived in a world that was all green. He decided to visit the Good Fairy to see if she could help him. The Fairy was not sure that she would be strong enough to turn the toad green but because he was so sad she decided to give it a shot. POOF, the toad looked at his legs and arms and he was green! He was happy until he noticed that one part of him had remained yellow, his little man part. The Fairy told him that she was sorry, and that he would need to see the Wizard to become totally green. So off went the toad.
About this time a pink elephant approaches the Fairy, "I saw what you did for that toad, could you please make me green too?" The Fairy told him that she was not strong enough to turn a little toad green and could never help the elephant, he would need to seek the wizard. The elephant began to cry, "I don't know how to get to the wizard" The Fairy said, " thats easy, follow the yellow dic# toad"
2006-09-25 01:36:22 · 13 answers · asked by reevesfarm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa!!! LOL. LOL. LOL. 10.
Yes, Ma'am, that is more than funny, it is HILARIOUS! LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-27 01:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 outa 10
2006-09-25 08:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the wizard of Oz...and your joke just as much....thankx for the laugh and yep..I ain't no elephant
and I ain't no toad
hope that poor sucker
goes down the same road !!.........
(just my Ozzy humour)...haha
2006-09-25 08:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my mind is already green...do i have to follow the yellow D I C K toad???
awesome!!!
2006-09-25 09:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great One
2006-09-25 08:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! :o)
2006-09-25 08:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was funny
2006-09-25 08:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by blueyedangel71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmm. not bad.
2006-09-25 09:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, i chuckled
2006-09-25 08:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by maria f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's funny =)
2006-09-25 08:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by elektra_1286 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋