2006-09-25 01:16:08 · 24 answers · asked by Badger 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Course it can, if a man on Jerry Springer can marry his horse i dont see why you cant have a relationship with a badger. The logistics are much more realistic, you wouldnt need step-ladders for a start. As long as the badger is reasonably tame (i say reasonably as i wouldnt be as much fun if it were totally docile). I would reccomend from experience that you trim it's claws to prevent nasty injuries, or maybe put a pair of socks on its paws to prevent tell-tale scratches in private places.
2006-09-25 22:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Badger-love 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a bond of trust that works both ways, they both have the same general goals in life, and there is a physical attraction.
Of course, it will be hard to deal all the Badgerist comments as you walk down the street together "Bloody Badgers - they get everywhere, sponging of the state, send them back to their setts".
But true love will always conquer call.
p.s. I assume the Badger is over the age of consent.
2006-09-25 01:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I had to watch Badger Girl at School, they seemed to get on well enough!
2006-09-25 01:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by Alonsofan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man in the US married a horse. Are you an American badger?
2006-09-25 01:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Fifi L'amour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that skunks are generally more forgiving and badgers too demanding I mean if a badger wants something they'll badger you for ages until they get it. why not try some beaver?
2006-09-25 01:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by crownose 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Simon Bodger, and his partner Badger have been together since 1989 so I guess a relationship is achievable!
2006-09-25 01:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by soggykipper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can do, but badgers can be so damn clingy! Oh, and grouchy in the mornings. Dont let them drink wine... psychos! I think in the balance of it, you're better off with an aardvark
2006-09-25 01:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello mr badger...it`ll never work out you need to find a nice lady badger....now badger off!!!
2006-09-25 01:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if the badger is a wisconsin badger
2006-09-25 01:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by Blind Faith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because when she takes you home, you can't get through the front door, and badgers don't give it up on the first date.
2006-09-25 01:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by hog4ubaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋