Blind fellow was attempting a charity parachute jump.
And his pal ask's him " How will you know when to bend your knee's at the end"
And he replies "Easy, my dog's lead gets slack"
2006-09-25 01:05:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke!
2006-09-25 01:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Poptartash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A parachutist jumps from the plane and his parachute won't open.
As he falls down he passes a man going up, and shouts to him, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The other man says, "No. Do you know anything about gas cookers?"
2006-09-25 09:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I did one once great experience I raised money for rape crisis centre. Don't think I'd do one again though.
2006-09-25 08:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by smiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a saucer of double cream on its way to your hedge for that joke. (you do live in a hedeg don't you)
2006-09-25 09:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats quite funny
2006-09-25 08:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by adam r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha....
Parachuters...............good till' the last drop!
2006-09-25 08:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-09-25 09:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boom boom.
2006-09-25 08:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋