would you feel a prick?
2006-09-25 00:44:01 · 8 answers · asked by SneakyStilo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes.
By the way tell you jokes,and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-25 00:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would never walk into a gay bar for obvious reasons
2006-09-25 07:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by The Ego 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah i would! (id feel a prick when HELL FREEZES OVER!!)
2006-09-25 07:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Truly hilarious. Your parents must be thrilled they had you.
2006-09-25 07:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Rich W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prolly not, they don't like girls feeling them up!!
2006-09-25 07:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sammy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, could become fruit.
2006-09-25 08:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer not to answer that.
2006-09-25 07:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Fenrir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hope so... XD
2006-09-25 07:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by xdannifenx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋