It was last night. I was watching football cheering and jumping up and down. Next thing i know my anus is on the ground. My husband looks at me in great disgust and knocks himself out with his rotisserie chicken. I am deeply embaressed what should i do?
2006-09-25 00:33:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL get some super glue and stick it back on lass
2006-09-25 00:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don’t wory now a days there is solution for every thing. Just consult ur plastic surgeon he/she will fix that. And if u want a new anus they will implant u. just remember its very costly item.
2006-09-25 08:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by Eccentric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is a well knit story, this was the first thought i had but then felt sorry for it my advice is to go to the doc and get it all right i m sure ur husband will surely understand it
2006-09-25 07:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Aakash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go get a new anus, but don't use your husbands. Sounds like his is too big.
2006-09-25 07:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Rick 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a prolapse to me..go see your physician and arrange to have it sewn back into place...you'll be fine in no time
2006-09-25 07:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, if Uranus is bigger than a minor planet, contact the local ***-tronomical society.
2006-09-25 07:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Stay focused. Come on now.
2006-09-25 07:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by moe m 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
put it back on with duct tape. as the saying goes:
if you can't duct it...
well you get the jist.
2006-09-25 07:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by chafer17 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awww! gee!, I guess calling you an a$$ hole is out of the question now..
2006-09-25 07:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
pick it up.
and next time pick a better category than religion
2006-09-25 07:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by helpme1 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋