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Ok, I'm confused as hell. If I convert to Islam in order to date this hot muslim chick I know---I won't get to eat pork or drink beer again?

I guess where I'm getting confused is that I can't have some brewskis and pork chops at a barbecue, but I can blow myself up or fly a plane into a building?

I don't understand---can someone explain this to me.

Serious answers only.

2006-09-24 18:08:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Girl wonder--are you naked in that picture?
Why?---NEVER EVER say beer is a terrible substance!

2006-09-24 18:28:26 · update #1

Asafaah---I see through YOUR beligerance!! you just want to keep all the muslim women for yourself!!! HA!! caught you at your own game!!!

2006-09-24 18:31:54 · update #2

Dexter and Marissa---are you two twins separated at birth? you both gave totally incoherent answers! are you from Arkansas?

2006-09-24 18:34:07 · update #3

Maria---are you totally a lunatic? What the hell does Jeb Bush have to do with 9-11?

2006-09-25 10:04:07 · update #4

23 answers

Yep--- Pork is bad for your health and is strictly forbidden in islam.

Blowing ones self up is NOT bad for the health.
Blowing ones self up gets one to hooker heaven where 72 dark eyed, log haired virgins wait .........................


Sound stupid-- that's the quran!

2006-09-24 18:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 1 6

The blowing up the buildings or flying into planes has nothing to do with being Muslim or not. Those who did those acts are only the fanatics. It is the same as Christians and Westboro Baptist Church. (If you do not know what I am talking about, look them up on Wikipedia.)

Now back to your question. I myself am not Muslim, so I do not know the exact answer. As far as I understand, they do not eat pork or drink beer as they believe it to be "unpure." If you want to go further into this, you would have to go to someone other than me.

If I might add one last thing: Converting just to date a girl is a very bad reason. You are not treating religion with the respect that it deserves. I myself am agnostic, but I still respect religion enough to understand that it is morally wrong to convert for a mortal being.

2006-09-25 01:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dom 2 · 4 0

Look at it this way, in order to believe what they do you have to be off. You would be hard pressed to find 72 virgins anywhere in today's society, sad but true. So where in the world or out of this world do they think there could possible be 72 virgins for each and every martar. It makes God sound more ike a pimp. Now don't get me wrong I am a christian and I love the Lord but the way they look at our Lord is really sick. That the fanatic Muslims can convince their followers of this throws all reason and common sense to the wind. Love the Lord with all your heart and soul, always put Him first, sit quietly and listen for the wisdom that only dedicated prayer can bring and may God Bless You and our country.

2006-09-25 01:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by joejo 2 · 0 0

Both Muslims Jews and certain Christian sects believe that eating pork is against the law. Muslims and certain Christians also believe that alcohol is against the law.
If you read the old testament you will find this law laid out, it is what we call eating kosher ( not eating things that God told us not to ). This belief is also written in the Quran. Seventh Day Adventist Christians believe the same thing and keep kosher by being vegetarian.
It is also against Muslim beliefs to kill other people I am sure as they also believe in the the 5 books written by Moses that contain the ten commandments.
The people that blow themselves and others up are not following Islamic teachings either, they are fanatical extremists like David Koresh of the Waco Branch Davidians, ( an extremist Christian )

2006-09-25 01:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by inzaratha 6 · 3 0

first of all, you shouldn't be converting just to have a hot girl, second of all the people who blow themselves up are morons, they are people who use the Quran as an excuse to be terrorists, they don't know **** about the true meaning of Islam, they want to be able to say that they are following gods wishes instead of having to say that they are violent morons.so you if you are Muslim you should still not eat pork or alcohol. Also a Muslim should be worried about what the Quran says, not by the actions of stupid people

2006-09-25 01:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sure just as in Christianity where you can be pro-life and kill abortion clinic workers. On the other hand trust me, halal meat tastes much better than the stuff they sell in supermarkets mascarading meat, but then of course so does kosher meat. So if you ask me, both Islam and Judaism are better than christianity in gastronomical standards. By the way, sorry but no dating in Islam. On the good side though you can marry 4 women in return. Ah and yes, you will have to be circumcised.

2006-09-25 01:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by firat c 4 · 1 0

Obviously, you are not totally convinced about your conversion, so my advice to you is not to convert.

Dating a "hot" Muslim "chick" and "pork" and "beer" are superficial issues that are preoccupying your mind. I don't hear any serious reasons for you to convert.

Convert, only if you are educated on the teachings of Islam, and want to practice the religion for your sake, not for someone else's sake.

2006-09-25 01:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

well as a Muslim, girls are not allowed to date. Secondly we are not allowed to eat pork or blow ourselves up either. In terms of beef, the way one slaughters the animal is important, some Muslims follow this some eat beef from anywhere, prepared anywhere, there are recommendations about this beef issue in the Quran and the use of those depends on interpretation, peace to you all

2006-09-25 01:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by HK3738 7 · 2 1

may be this will help.
Division of Parasitic Diseases -- Trichinellosis
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dpd/parasites/trichinosis/factsht_trichinosis.htm
Parasitic Roundworm Diseases -- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Center for Infectious Diseases, Division of Parasitic Diseases
http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/roundwor.htm
PORK OR THE DANGERS OF PORK-EATING EXPOSED
By J. H. KELLOGG M.D. , GOOD HEALTH PUBLISHING COMPANY, BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN1897--Retypeset from the original 1897 edition.
http://www.giveshare.org/Health/porkeatdanger.html

also in Islam one shouldnt convert for another man/woman and no one should try converting others. only if they have studied about Islam and they fully accept it whole-heartedly, should one think of converting to Islam. also suicide is a sin in Islam -- a person who commits suicide will die the very same death everyday until eternity. and please get to know about Islam before saying just about anything. and if u are an expert on Qu'ran can u give me the verse that says people who kill will go to Heaven?

2006-09-25 01:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by marissa 5 · 2 1

Oh SO THATS WHY YOU"RE CONFUSE!!!! ....Because u didn't convert into Islam for the right reason. No u can't have brewskis n pork chops and NO YOU CANT GO BLOW YOURSELF UP

2006-09-25 01:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by TheWillBe 3 · 5 0

You are errant person, you must know the girl before you want to approach her. Or you want to make yourself more stupid than Osama Laden.
Muslim dont eat pork or anything related to pork products.
muslim also dont drink any alcohol.
You are not serious man, so let the girl go.

2006-09-25 04:44:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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