Scientology?

Question

Why do some people still believe the stories taught by scientology? WHy would we have to pay for our own 'auditing". What do we have to go to to better ourselves? what are the being on us we need to get ird of so we can become 'Clear' and no longer a pre-clear? Whwn will the alien come and take us all away?

LOL, oh yeah, Tom Cruise knows everything. What a fool he is! Well at least he will meet his alien God and be happy after all. :D

Answer 1

The world is going to Hell in a Barbie Dream Car, and I'm here to point it out. Do you believe in an alien named Xenu, galactic overlords, past lives, and volcanic genocide? If you do then you're either a 35-year-old male virgin still living at home, or you're a Scientologist.

Claiming to be an actual religion, Scientology was started by L. Ron Hubbard, a crippled science-fiction writer, not to be confused with Gene Roddenberry's religion, "Trekkies." Scientology and its many churches across the world is in reality a hugely profitable global racket.



"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

--L. Ron Hubbard



Ah, yes, religion. A wonderful concept if only it works. Of course, it worked for Hubbard, using it to disguise such illegal activity such as money-laundering and tax evasion. Keeping away from child molestation was the only thing to seperate it from Catholicism.

In the early 1980's eleven top Scientologists, including Hubbard's wife, were sent to prison for infiltrating, bulgularizing and wire-tapping more than 100 private and government agencies in attempt to block their investigations.

Oh, it sounds simply adorable! No wonder Tom Cruise loves them.

But just what to you get for giving your life savings to Scientology? Surely it can't all go toward those spiffy pins and medals, oh no my friends! Join the Church of Scientology, and you will know the TRUTH. According to Hubbard, the truth is:

75 million years ago, extraterrestrial beings were sent to planet Earth by intergalactic ruler, Xenu, who then blew up the aliens with hydrogen bombs in a volcano (because molten lava just isn't enough to kill those pesky aliens).

The resulting explosion caused millions of alien spirits to be released into the air. The spirits were then trapped and brainwashed into believing in God and religion, Christ, Moses, Mohamed, Willy Wonka, and Sadee.

Today on Earth, all the spirits of these aliens have attached themselves to our bodies, and are the root cause of all the false reality. These attached spirits are called Body-Thetans (or BT's).

Now in order to become "clear" and get rid of all those nasty BT's that are keeping you down, you have to be audited. They do that with something called an E-meter.



"The e-meter sees all, knows all. It is never wrong."

--L. Ron Hubbard



To use the e-meter, you are to hold two metal rods in your hands, not in your mouth as both Travolta and Cruise accidentally did during their first audit. Travolta told a German magazine:



"I use it every day, at home, or in the celebrity center in Hollywood. I also take a machine with me when I'm on location. It's a religious device and I enjoy it. I'm always totally refreshed by it."



Of course he loves it. It has two huge rods attached to it!



"I also attend religious counseling where, with a spiritual guide I tackle personal problems."



Yes, perhaps the problem with being GAY? Oh yes kids, it's true! Mr. Travolta likes to smoke the sausage! In May, 1991 a male porn star collected $100,000 from a tabloid for an account of his alleged two-year liason with . . . Travolta! Six months later, Travolta announced that he was getting married to actress and fellow Scientologist, Kelly Preston. Can someone say "arranged marriage"? Well at least Travolta has his own kids. Cruise is so horrified by the punani that he adopted his.



"Make money. Make more money. Make others produce so as to make money. However you get them in or why, just do it."

--L. Ron Hubbard



Cruise must believe in this doctrine as he tried to sway Scarlet Johansen to join the cult. According to radarmagazine.com Cruise invited Johansen to dinner when, after two hours of proselytizing, Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists at which point the cool-headed engenou politely excused herself. Johansen was so shaken up by the event that she quit her job as co-star of Cruise's movie, Mission: Impossible 3. Just how freaked out do you have to be to drop out of a multi-million dollar payday? About as freaked out as Tom Cruise is of vaginas.

Of course, Tom Cruise eventually got Katie Holmes to join him in his homo-alien odyssey. After going missing for two weeks, Katie Holmes popped up as Cruise's new gal-pal. Less than six weeks after that, they were engaged, with Tom doing his best to act in love, even resorting to jumping on couches, as opposed to jumping on men's crotches.



"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well then, f uck you. Really. F uck you. Period."

--Tom Cruise



Coincidentally the same statement is commonly made by Rabbis towards those that dislike Judaism.

Oh, Scientology.... A religion made up by a science-fiction writer to make money, filled with galactic aliens, becoming "clear", and e-meters.... Oh, how should I put this?

Scientologists, you are f ucking morons.

Answer 2

Why do some people still believe the stories taught by scientology?
I don't know of any stories tough in Scientology.The story of Xeno is just a fable and no Scientologist believe it to be true. In fact most Scientologist I have meet haven't even heard the story.
Why you need to pay for your own auditing?
Auditors need to eat too you know. But you can always take the courses and do all the auditing with a partner.
What do we have to go to to better ourselves?
Do you mean do? You can take courses and get auditing. Scientology is much like Buddhism but instead of meditation they use auditing with the same goal and better results.
What are the being on us we need to get rid of so we can become 'Clear' and no longer a pre-clear?
I don't know of any beings in your body. To become a clear you just get rid of your reactive mind.
When will the alien come and take us all away?
Scientology is not an alien worshiping cult, so never.

There is so much misinformation out there about Scientology that is simply baffling. The reason that Scientology is attacked so much is simple. It works. The slave masters don't want theirs slaves to go free and think by them selves. So Scientology must be discredit and destroyed. The IRS, Times magazine and others have done theirs best to destroy Scientology. But it is still here. Why? Because it works.
I hope this awnser your questions.

Answer 3

People are desperate and needy. People think that they will get a quick fix with Scientology and are willing to pay out the nose for it. What they don't know is that Scientology is a cult and very much a danger to it's members.

This is what Scientologists ACTUALLY believe:

Xenu was an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecrafts resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans. L. Ron Hubbard (a science-fiction writer and the creator of Scientology) called these clustered spirits "Body Thetans," and the advanced levels in Scientology place considerable emphasis on isolating them and neutralizing their ill effects.

To rid ourselves of "Body Thetans", we have to go through "auditing" with a member of the “church” who uses an "e-meter" to measure our “reactive mind” in order to clear our mind of “engrams” (past negative experiences stored in our unconscious mind)...... and we have to pay lots and lots and lots of money to take courses on Scientology to advance to higher “levels” in the “church”. The “church” has also taken a very hostile stance towards psychiatry and psychiatric drugs irrespective of the fact that some people require medication to remain adequately functional in everyday life and has been known to withhold prescription pharmaceuticals from member (with deadly results).

Scientology is undeniably a cult.

Every cult can be defined as a group having all of the following five characteristics:

1. It uses psychological coercion to recruit, indoctrinate and retain its members
2. It forms an elitist totalitarian society.
3. Its founder leader is self-appointed, dogmatic, messianic, not accountable and has charisma.
4. It believes 'the end justifies the means' in order to solicit funds & recruit people.
5. Its wealth does not benefit its members or society.

Are Cults Harmful?

To remain within the strict mental and social confines of a cult for even a short time can have the following disastrous effects:

Loss of choice and free will. Diminished intellectual ability, vocabulary and sense of humor. Reduced use of irony, abstractions and metaphors. Reduced capacity to form flexible and intimate relationships. Poor judgment. Physical deterioration. Malnutrition. Hallucinations, panic, dissociation, guilt, identity diffusion and paranoia. Neurotic, psychotic or suicidal tendencies.

Watch this very revealing video that will, in about 4-5 minutes, show you EXACTLY what Scientology is all about: http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

Answer 4

It would appear to me that the reason that these movie personalities are so big in scientology, is because they think this might be the "one great movie". why else would an intelligent person believe and take seriously a movie script from " tales of the crypt"? unless they have actually become so used to playing fictional characters they now have a hard time of distinquishing truth from fiction. someone throw some cold water on their faces and wake them up!!!!

Answer 5

Scientology is full of sh!t. I have nothing nice to say about it (which is not like me at all.. because I'm generally a nice, open-minded person). Do research on it and you'll find that it is really f*cked up.

For a 'religion' that emphasizes peace and tranquility of mind, it's full of hypocrites and evil, money-hungry bastards.

Scientology is a 'religion' for the people who want to pay their way into heaven or the after-life. I really feel for them. Except Tom Criuise.. He knows everything, after all. ;-p

Answer 6

Seems to take advantage of people, though a lot of actors that I really like (such as John Travolta and Leah Remini) belong to the cult. Then again, though, so does Tom Cruise.

Answer 7

started by L. Ron Hubbard as 'self help strategy' called Dianetics (he started out writing SiFi books and then wrote self help books) ...it into a turned "religion".....many people (Christians, atheist, agnostics, former members, ect) say it is the perfect 'text-book' example of a non-violent Cult (thought some members have reported physical and emotional abuse) the basic idea is: during your and past lives you've had negative experiences that you can't recall, these repressed experiences 'hold you back'.... through special counseling called "Dianetics" (provided by the CoS. for a nominal fee) you can 'process/deal with' these bad experiences....once there all taken care of, you can transcend to a "high plain of existence" ....THE END....

Answer 8

L. Ron Hubbard started this group. He was a science fiction writer who told all these stories. I personally don't believe a word of it.

I read the Bible and especially the New Testament.

Answer 9

Scientology is a religion from the devil himself. That is all I can say.

Answer 10

I think you could benefit from some auditing. . .have you considered??