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I am mystified by drunk people crying. I need a good laugh.

2006-09-17 17:22:01 · 7 answers · asked by 2sweet 2 in Food & Drink Entertaining

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A funny drunk crying story? Personally I think its pathetic and can't stand to be around people like that.

2006-09-17 17:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Su Z Cue 2 · 0 1

I was at a party about 4-5 years ago, and a woman came up to me and just started telling me all about her ex-boyfriend. I had never seen her before and asked why she was telling me all of her problems. She started to cry and gave me a hug. What was I going to do? I hugged her back. Then, she passed out! In my arms! Keep in mind I am about 5 foot 2, 120lbs. She was about 5 foot 7 and 250lbs. Everyone at the party had a good laugh before they helped me get her to the couch. The best part...Turns out this girl was dumped by my brother!!! She had no idea I was his sister. My brother, the heart breaker. Small world.

2006-09-18 02:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jaded Love 2 · 3 0

We had been drinking for awhile and me and a guy I hadn't known for to long ran to make a beer run. My best friend and my sister stayed behind. My friend forgot i left and asked my sister where i went, my sister told her the guy i left with kidnapped me. She freaked out and was crying so hard that she couldn't talk she picked up the phone and tryed to call 911 and dialed 411. She kept telling the operater that her best friend was kidnapped, I walked in during this phone call and she said "never mind she escaped!"

2006-09-18 00:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by jovi 2 · 4 0

Somehow years back when I had just met my now husband,we had been out and when we got home,my ex bf's best friend was in the backseat,(new bf had just met him).. with me and he was crying about how I had deserved better.Wish I could remember more of this,but I was not in any better shape ,I suppose.Do not know when or how he got in this car or anything .This guy ended up working with my husband years later and we laughed about it.Kind of freaky,huh.I ofton think it was a dream,because I really don't know how this happened.I guess my now husband was listening really hard..

2006-09-18 00:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

In my teens I had a friend who used to cry about having two differnt size boobs (they were like an A cup and C cup) not only would she cry about it, she would go round the party/ club lifting her top and show every one whilst still crying
We spent our time following her around and pulling her top down!!!

2006-09-18 05:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 6 0

My pants fall off everytime I get a little too drunk.

2006-09-19 14:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon L 2 · 3 0

got drunk one time and fell down the stairs and was woke up the next morning feeling like crap

2006-09-18 06:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by ~*~ Stormy Weather~*~ 4 · 2 0

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